Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Boss


It is good to be the BOSS. Key learnings so far:

1) Hire good people. They will make your life easier
2) Ensure you have sufficient energy. You'll need it to command your army
3) Stay motivated.
Unmotivated boss will un-motivate their staff. It's a domino effect

4) Have Fun. All Work and No Play makes us a dull boy.
5) Reward the staff. Unfortunate you cannot ask for salary increase but you can give one.

It is good to be a MAN:
1) You don't get pregnant. You can get a women pregnant! A no no!
2) You have only ONE erogenous zone. Yes, your d**k.
3) You do not need to have color coordinated bra and panties. Those are damn expensive.
4) You can be 'kayu' once a while. OK, most of the time...but it's ok, we are men!
5) You can pee without removing your underwear. Save at least a minute per session. Imagine the time saved in a lifetime!!!

Life is good

1 comment:

gracetcp said...

ya u the boss with the big room can play golf inside, hee hee!