Friday, October 31, 2008

Type of People


A friend of mine is getting married. Based on my conversation with her, I can conclude that there are 4 types of people you need to consider for your wedding day.

1) People you DO NOT WANT to invite at all. So, save a tree and not print your wedding card for them.
2) People you HAVE to invite but you wish they don't come. Angpow is always welcome, but "no need to to come lar"
3) People you WANT to invite because you want to share your happiest day. You will be a bit upset if they can't make it after sending the invite but life goes on.
4) People you WANT to invite because you REALLY want to share your happiest day. Your respond to this people if they can't make it is "You wanna die is it?"

So friends, think about it, which 'type' are you when you receive a wedding invitation?

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Lepax in Singapore

I am going to Singapore for a meeting this Friday and I am coming back on Saturday. I am still thinking what I should do there other then lepaking at some kopi shop and watch the world passes by (or the ladies or cars....whichever comes first).

Oh oh I know, I need to get this Columbia pants (which I can't find here). Ad is already there and I heard my bosses will also be extending their stay too. We are going to ask him to take a later flight and join us for little shopping. I wonder if I got time to get this turbocharger I have been eying..

Life is good :)

Cool Legoart # 2 by Nathan Sawaya



Great A**


Jessica Biel has a fantastic looking bum. She reminds me of somebody I know...hmmm...who ar? LOL

Harrasment?

A staff under probation has decided to accuse me of harassment and mistreatment....after I extend her probation period. I have no idea where she got the idea from and now I have to write a long report on why I do what I did. :(

There is never a dull moment...heheh.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Cool Legoart # 1 by Nathan Sawaya



Monday, October 27, 2008

Fixing things

A man can be measured by how much $$ he makes or his position in a company or number of cars he has or how many mistress he keeps. There are many ways truly. I measure a man by how he uses his hands (in more ways then one *wink*)

This week, I fixed a kitchen plumbing in my house and fixed a car power-window problem. Maybe it is not a big deal for some but it makes me feel like a 'manly' man LOL. I bought parts from DIY store and go under the sink and start dismantling old pvc piping and install the new flexible pipes. No leaks....wohoo.... who's the man now! :)

I also opened up car door's cover (for lack of better word) and start looking into the wiring problem. I managed to find the faulty parts and disabled it and fixed the cover back. Ok, the power window will not work until I got the right spare parts but at least the window can be closed now. Another manly man moment. kah kah kah.

Many of times, I would rather sip glorious coffee @ my fav kopi shop and outsourced the work to experts (like a certified plumber and mechanics). But, sometimes it felt very good to be able to do it by myself and 'bath' in the glory of it. :)

Yes I know you have heard enough. So I will stop now.

Only Japanese


Only the Japanese can make a turd looks cute. They even makes them in multiple colors.

Drag Race

I was invited to watch Drag Race in Sepang on saturday night. It was an interesting race. It starts at around 8pm and ends at 2am. 95% of the cars are of proton you-name-it la, Satria, Gen2,Waja, and Saga. The rest are Toyota's Honda's, Mitsubishi and Subaru.

For 10 bucks, you can go to Grand stand and watch the drag race. For 30 bucks you can walk around the pit. I chose the Grand Stand cause you can't see sh*t while you are at the pit. Hehe.

After race, we went down to the pit and see the cars. All cars basically do not have any seats other than the driver. Everything was stripped out including the rear glass. It was replaced with plastic due to weight advantage. Because everything has been stripped out, the body is called 'keropok'. If you push hard enough, it will break like a 'keropok' LOL..

It was a fun night. Next time I will bring my Gen2 cause scooby attract too much attention that night. Many people wants to 'cucuk' scooby on the way there and back. 'Tak ada kerja lain la' this people.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Yummy

Looks so delicious.....I want waffle with ice cream.....

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Madness


On Monday and Tuesday I went to KL for a couple of dinners. On Monday I met up a friend and I had to fight the traffic to reach there on time. On Tuesday, I had to attend 'open house' in Mandarin Oriental and again the traffic was bad. It was further compounded by the weather.

This got me thinking. So far I am pretty lucky to live 15-20min from work. Most of the time I would leave house at 8:20am and will reach office at 8:45am (plus minus few minutes). Traffic is pretty minimal. That's about 50 minutes of traveling a day. Not bad considering some people travel 1hr plus to work daily due to traffic.

I have also realized that when the fuel price increased, the traffic was better. People either car pooled or leave their car@ home and took a bike. When the fuel price was reduced recently. the traffic reached 'madness' level again. Something got to give as always...

Phone conversation

me: Are you busy?

friend: Am I wearing a bikini?

me: noooo, are you busy?

friend: Am I in Mid Valley?

me: NOOOOOO.... ARE YOU BUSY? (almost shouting now)

friend: oh! nope, I am not busy

me: LOL!!

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Gen 2 Price

Somebody called me with an offer to buy my Gen2 today. He offered to buy at for RM37K. LOL. very funny lar the man.

I will not sell my Gen2 at that price. Instead, it might become a 'project' car moving forward:

My shopping list for now:
1) Supercharger or turbocharger for my 1.6 engine - more power
2) Mintex 1144 break pads - better stopping power
3) Carbon fibre hood and bonnet - lighter car
4) Bridgestone RE010 tyres - damn good grip tyres

Once this is done, I am sure my car can tapao 320beemer or audi A4...muhahahaha muhahahaha

My baby below has to wait a while longer. Hope nobody grab my girl first before I can commit.

Hi Baby....

I had some free time yesterday and went to Naza showroom. I saw this baby on display for 189K. Oh man....I was weak in the knees.

Don't you worry baby, I am coming for you....somehow....

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Interesting Facts

Found this in Subaru forum. Enjoy!

The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.

It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Men reading this are still busy measuring their thumbs ...

Monday, October 20, 2008

PDA

Not "Personal Digital Assistance" but "Public Display of Affection" Being asian, we have been told that it's not nice to show your affection (i.e. kissing and hugging and stuff) in public. It's a sign of disrespect to older people.

Times changing. Nowadays, I see 'kids' aka teenagers doing the PDA openly. Sometimes they are worse than Mat Salleh!!! He he.

I am very open on this subject. If I feel like showing my 'affection', I will do it. If it makes other people uncomfortable, I feel they need to get used to it. The world is getting smaller by the day. We all need to adapt or die. :)

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Blast from the past

When I was in consulting, I was a frequent flyer to Bangladesh, Dhaka (to be exact). I had work to do and I normally travel there every month.

To be honest, it's not the best country to work in. The hotel is very expensive but not commensurate to the rates. The people are mostly poor (there are super rich as well). But one thing for sure, the food is good.

Anyway, an old friend from Bangladesh is flying in for a conference. I thought of meeting up with him Monday evening. Let's see what happens.

What next?

First, we have Melamin in dairy product scandal from China. Now, a junk dealer from China is building his ultimate Transformer robot.


I wonder what's next...

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Result of Speed

Went to Police website to check the number of speeding tickets I have accumulated. The results are as below. I got 3. One for each year. Not bad considering I have rarely driven within the speed limit.

I am still deciding of I should pay for these. Find out here if you have any speeding tickets.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Confusious Says...

"If you sleep with itchy behind, you will wake up with a smelly fingers"

"Man who fart in church sit in own pew"

"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."

"Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam."

"Virgin like balloon. . . one prick, all gone."

"Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard."

"Man who smoke pot choke on handle."

"Ok for shit to happen. . . will decompose."

"Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk."

"Don't drink and park, accidents cause people."

"He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser."

"Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out."

"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."

"Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed."

"Woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot is unsanitary."

"Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants."

"Man who runs behind car gets exhausted."

"War not determine who's right, war determines who's left."



Thursday, October 16, 2008

Own speed

I am a speed freak. If you have been reading my blog, you would probably picked that one up like from day 1. It is not something I am proud of.

What people might not know is that I am not racing anybody in particular. I just push it as hard as I can until I reached my limit OR I hit a wall. hehe.

This principle has always been with me in all the things that I do. Be it in my career, relationship or money. I compete against no one. It's me myself and I. Shit!..I sounded like blardy self centered bastard!! :-)

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Hot hot hot

I think she is hot. She is in this show called "Chuck"

If you look like this, you can call be 'Chuck' or 'Abu' or 'Linggam 'or 'Ah Tong' anytime :-P

How did I get....

...myself into this? Just look at my blardy schedule...LOL


Lucky I had my long break he he


Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Gender divide: sex or family dinner?


Found this article here. Thought I share this interesting findings.

"Australian men are happiest when they are having sex or surfing the net, but women prefer to get their endorphins racing by having meals with friends and petting their pooches, according to the 2008 Australian Happiness Index.

Rest, relaxation and entertainment topped the list for both men and women in the index, with quality time with your partner also making the top four for each sex.

But that's where the similarities end.

Sex ranks as a top five activity to make men happy and surfing the internet tops even that at number three.

Sex and the internet were also top 10 choices for women to make them happy, but enjoying a family meal and playing with pets or children ranked much higher.

Eating comfort food scored in the top 10 for both sexes, but the more discerning men questioned said they preferred great food and wine or drinking with friends to reaching for the chocolate.

Despite urban myths to the contrary, shopping does not make all women happy - only 30 per cent were happiest when shopping for new clothes, shoes or accessories.

It may come as little surprise that just 14 per cent of men were happiest when shopping.

One in two women said reading a good book made them happy whereas less than one in three men said the same, and 36 per cent of generous-natured women said buying gifts made them feel joyful, compared to a miserly 19 per cent of men.

The index was compiled by marketing consultants The Leading Edge who spoke to more than 8,500 Australians aged between 18 and 64.

"Australians are made happy on a week-to-week basis, not by possessions and achievements, but by entertaining experiences and by meaningful interactions with others," The Leading Edge managing director Karen Phillips said.

The index has been designed as a marketing tool to give businesses a better picture of their target customers."

Your balls


Accidentally channel surfed into Desperate Housewife show where Edie (I think that's her name) gave her husband a set of golf balls with her initials on them. She told him it's "to remind your friends who your balls belongs to" Funny ..... very funny...

Monday, October 13, 2008

Conference

Today in a Route Conference I got:

1) 5 Notebooks (for writing)
2) 5 key chains
3) 1 puzzle card
4) 1 fridge magnet
5) 2 t-shirts
6) 1 Lego plane
7) 1 Abu Dhabi guide book (similar to lonely planet)
8) 1 mug
9) Few pens
10) 1 lanyard (there we many but 1 pick only 1)
11) 2 Gig thumbdrive

The only reason why I have these are my staff. She was walking around collecting souvenirs with me and I got caught up as well. He he

Formula

Everybody has formula on how to have a happy marriage/relationships. Some researchers have conducted surveys and came out with the numbers of hugs, snuggles, sex, etc etc that will ensure a happy marriage. Read on:

1) Cuddle 4 times a day
2) Give back massage once every 10 days
3) Have 2 romantic walks a month together
4) Watch a movie a month together
5) Have 3 candle lights dinner a month
6) Engage in a proper conversation 6 times a month
7) Shower each other with gift 2 times a month
8) Go for 2 holidays a year together

So this is YOUR plan. You will take your spouse for 3 candle light dinners a month. After the dinner, walk with your spouse twice and watch a movie once. Hopefully, you would have used up 3 good conversations and need to schedule another 3 good conversation session. Maybe you can use the 3 other meaningful conversation to plan for the 2 trips you will go together this year. Buy your spouse a small gift like ear rings or I Love U cards every 1st and 15th of the month. Don't forget the backrubs and cuddling!!!!! He He He

No wonder the lady lives to be 105 years old (read my earlier entry below). With this punishing schedule, she would not live past 60! :)

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Friday Night

Guys will be guys. On Friday, as usual, a bunch of us meet up for a teh tarik session. The session starts as usual at a Petronas Station in PJ where we waited for the rest to arrive. Once, everybody was there, we shared the TT location.

Lead car is a rare S series Subaru. Very fast and very limited edition. This followed by the rest of us. Uncle S brought his Ferari along. Our plans were to go to Duta Toll, drive up north to exit before Rawang, go thru 3 toll on Guthrie Highway and meet up in Shah Alam. Yes, it's a blardy long way to get to Shah Alam. :) That's the fun part

The road was slippery cause it was raining intermittently in the afternoon and at night. The speed we were doing are double the legal limit on wet roads. I found myself barely holding the car together as my tires trying to get a grip. I have never driven so fast (maybe in Sepang track) that night trying to catch up with the lead. I have finally discovered my limit and that was it!

It was an eventful night filled with ego, rush (drug like effect) and some despair. We swore we will never drive that fast again on public road.


ps/ A friend saw 'api' coming out from my exhaust pipe under hard driving condition. I didn't know my car can double up as mobile satay machine!!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Secret to longevity


An article in newspaper today celebrated a lady on her 105th birthday. She attributed her longevity to good exercise, keeping herself busy and life of celibacy. According to her, it is difficult to maintain a partner when she is so busy doing or living her life. She finds it less stressful not having a partner and this contributes to her age.

Interesting school of thoughts. My school of thoughts are a bit different. We are all human beings and have needs physically and emotionally. One way of the other, assuming a person is perfectly normal, those needs will need to be fulfilled. How we handle those needs will dictate how much stress we put ourselves into. So I totally disagree. I believe that sex (with the right person of course) will make us live longer and happier. On the other hand, sex with the wrong person could be detrimental to one's health in more ways than one ..LOL

Friday, October 10, 2008

Am Found


I lost my Mojo a week ago and now I am back. Lot's of things happened in the span of 2 weeks. Lose something and found something. It's getting to be fun again.

I have decided to continue this blog for it allows me to express my thoughts (X Rated, R Rated or PG 13 rated thoughts) freely.

For friends who have given encouragements to me, Many Many Thanks.

So Vain

Some people can be so vain. I was having a cuppa at kopi shop and I sat behind this European lady with her notebook. The seat was the only one available at the time (have to justify lar, else people call me hamsap)

After a couple of minutes I realized that she was chatting on the net and updating her blog at the same time. The funny thing is, her wallpaper is a mosaic of her pictures in many poses. It's quite amazing to see that. There is a pose on a bed, while she walks, standing next to a wall, by a pool, with her friends......haiya...so many la. Now, before you think I am so busybody looking at her notebook, it is pretty hard to miss la. Even her blog has her faces all over as a theme! LOL

I am guessing that her bf might have a problem later on. Imagine having a gf that is so vain. Sex must be bad cause she do not want to mess up her hair...so probably one position only. No fun there.

Going out must be a nightmare cause she needs a couple of hours notice. Don't call cause that will ruin her 'session'. Space for his clothes must be limited by gf's accessories (make up, handbags, clothes, etc etc). So with all these drawbacks, why would a guy be going out with this 'vain-port' person anyway?

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Lost

I lost something good this weekend. I am deciding if I should continue this blog. I am taking a week off blogging. Sorry guys.

Friday, October 3, 2008

To order or not to order

It is very difficult to order food in some of our restaurants lately. Restaurants are hiring too many non-English speaking waiter/waitress. Even decent restaurants like Tony Roma's and Itallianese are hiring these 'foreigners' as waiter or waitresses.

There are 2 problems with this situation. First, I have to repeat my order multiple times because the waiter don't understand what I want. There were a couple of times wrong food was being sent to me because they got the wrong order. They can't even recommend the food cause they have no clue what it is.

The second problem is I can't understand what my waiter was saying when he repeat my order. I tend to trust that he got it right the first time. If the wrong food was delivered, then it is my fault because he repeated the order and I confirmed it!

See where I am going here? Maybe I should just go to mamak from now onwards. At least you cannot go wrong with "Boss, teh tarik satuuuuuu!!!!"

Fun Facts

A Concorde airplane ca reach a top speed of 2,170 kmhr (kilometer per hour)
A Bugati Veyron can reach a top speed of 408 kmhr
A Cheetah can reach a top speed of 70 kmhr
A top cyclist can reach a top speed of 60 kmhr
A man's ejaculation can reach a top speed of 45 kmhr!!

Interesting, isn't it? :P

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Remove Hair "Down Under"

I was bored and started reading. Then, I stubble upon an article on hair removal (yeah down there). According to this article, 75% of ladies (college student mainly) shaved and 50% shaved there ... cleanly.

Just an interesting statistics. :)

Rendang and Ketupat

1st day of Raya is the day you stuff yourself with rendang, ketupat, lemang and kuah kacang. *Yum yum*. After 30 days of fasting, the engine (aka stomach) is still on first gear. Me, being myself, push the boundary of whatever possible. The result....is frequent visits to the throne.

It was worth it. LOL

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

OMG!


Believe it or not, there are still 'jiwang' people like this. OMG!!!!! BTW, he is talking about his love for his car. "IS" is a short form for "Iswara" (I am just guessing here)

My Dad

I rarely talked about my family in this blog. I am gonna make an exception this time around. I am gonna talk about my dad. My dad is ex-military (a Commando to be exact), very strict and opinionated about everything. He has six pack when he was young. I think he still has his six packs now at 66. When I was growing up, many a times I got whack cause I was either lazy, stupid or naughty. hehe. Those were the days.

By today's standard, I could have called TeleDera or call the police and report the abuse. Back then, that was the norm. I have been burned with melted plastic by my dad cause I was playing with them (fire is bad! LOL). I have been whack with a belt until it splits into 2 cause I was lazy to study.

You might think my dad is a monster but he is not. He quite amusing really. He speaks perfect Queen's english. I am what I am because of the dicipline instilled by him when I was very young. For that I thank him.