Monitor

Met with my doctor again this afternoon and he hooked me up to a blood pressure monitor. This blardy thing is suppose to monitor my pressure every 30 min for 24hrs and keep the information for download tomorrow.

I know this is for own health but the blardy thing is huge. (see pic). Doc said I can continue with my daily stuff...yeah right doc. I can imagine doing bench press with this thing strapped to my arm. - Not possible. Let's not talk about making love (even if the probability is very very low)

So I was driving out for my cuppa joe and suddenly the thing measures my pressure. The armband tighten and I am suppose to stay still for 30seconds for the correct reading to be recorded. I was driving lar! manual summo!

Oh well, life is not perfect. It would be cool if they could send me the graph tomorrow. I can see which time of the day the pressure was high and when it's low.

Viral Infection

In the last few days I have been down with a viral infection in stomach. I think it started on Thursday. It sucks. I feel bloated and cannot eat my fav food. Now I understand how a women feels when it's that time of the month. Very uncomfortable.

So what do I do over the weekend...nothing. I watched Heroes marathon from 1pm till 7pm on sunday. Haha. Stomach still hurts. Got gasses inside and I been farting every few minutes to release the pressure. Sorry for being too direct. I am only human lar.

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Why lar?

I was having lunch with a couple of friends and one of them asked me why I drive a blue car with gold rims? She asked why not a Beemer? Hmmmm...interesting questions.

For one, I believe that different cars are designed from different philosophy and caters for different people. BMW was designed to be as close to perfection as possible that not much else you can do with the final product. Perfection is defined by the engineers and majority of people agree to that definition.

Subaru drivers for example are different breed of people. We believe that we can make the car better to suit us individually. Without going into detail, lots can be done on the car.

If engineers are liken to painters, BMW engineers paints a portrait of Mona Lisa and said, "Go frame it. It's perfect". Subaru engineers on the other hand, gives you a white canvas and a bunch of colors and said, "Go wild!"

RM700,000 Crash

Beautiful specimen

After crash - Side View

After crash - Front View

For sale:
1) One lady driver
2) Very low mileage
3) Very rare Nissan GT R
4) Asking for RM100

Choices

We all have choices. We can chose to be sad if somebody dump us. We can chose to be angry if somebody cross us. We can chose to be mad if somebody scratch our beloved car. We can chose to be upset in traffic jam. We can chose to be pissed if somebody cut us off. Or we can chose NOT TO. We have the choice.

For awhile, I forgot about the choices we have until I read this book "Hostage at the table". I have not finished reading it but the first few pages really brings me back. It is good to be reminded.

So now I chose to:

1) Make more love (need a willing partner for this!)
2) Mod Scooby (you have read the nose job already, brain transplant coming soon))
3) Treat people with more respect (if I have not given them that already)
4) Continue going to gym
5) Be rich (who doesn't ?)
6) Be happy :)
7) Be successful (long way to go)
8) Be myself

So friends, if you see me not doing the things above, I grant you the honor to smack me on the head once.

Nose Job

These days, people do cosmetic surgery for esthetics's reason. Pamela Anderson is famous for her boob job (a big one at that). Micheal Jackson is famous for his transformation from African American to a Caucasian (amazing!). I put Scooby under the 'knife' recently too. I gave her a nose job.

Original Scoop - Look at the nose, low and not so big


New scoop - her nose is high and big.

The nose job is part of her transformation to be better, faster and more powerful. The new nose allows her to reduce air intake temperature (which translate to better performance).

Unfortunately, like any transformation, something got to give. If Pamela Anderson complaints about her back due to the weight of her new breast, Scooby is having problem at high speed. Low nose allows her to cruise at high speed (above 220kph) with ease. With this new nose, it is hard for her to maintain speed at 220kph due to more air resistance. However, she can reach 220 faster (a bit la). So there is the trade off.

I have no issue.

Spa Experience

A friend of mine owns a Spa. We were talking and I was bitching about being tired and stressed. So she asked me to go to her spa over the weekend. I said cool!

She said her ladies are very professional and no hanky-panky tolerated. - Reassuring I must say. Then she told me that I have to be semi-naked. Alamak! I am a bit shy with strangers. LOL.

Bad Day to Good Day

I woke up this morning feeling really bad. Back aching, have a bit of temperature and really really do not feel like working. Unfortunately, I have to go due to this important meeting that I have to chair.

Then, my smart tag got penalized for 30bucks cause the one in Shah Alam did not record I enter the NKVE. Subang toll tought I came from Ipoh. Bast*rd. Then a pipe broke in old Subang Airport road causing massive traffic jam. Double Bast*rd.

So once reached office, I asked my secretary to make an appointment with Dr. and saw him in the afternoon. He checked everything. Blood pressure was borderline (per-hypertension) but there is no spine injury. X-rayed my back and took blood sample to be sure. Then I went home and sleep.

That was the Bad Day part

At night, I checked my e-mail and managed to secure a new 'brain' for Scooby. The guy will bring it from Singapore in April and install the same day. The tuner will then tune scooby to the new brain. The good news is that I managed to secure it for less than half the original price. Another good news, with the new brain, scooby will have more horsepower!

That's the Good Day part

Thanks Bee for everything

Age Sweet Spot

Women have an age 'sweet spot'. My experiences have made me conclude the sweet spot age is between 30-38. Simple characteristics of these women are:

1) Successful
2) Experienced (use your imagination)
3) Mature in thinking
4) Not totally dependent on men

Younger men in general will be attracted to these women as they are experienced and successful. With younger women, these men have to take the lead most of the time. But with this group, she know what she wants. She takes the lead when she sees fit.

Older men are also attracted to this age group as when they talk about work, at least these women have some sense of what's going on in this world. They probably heard about Obama and US election (not that you will discuss in detail with them).

personally, I think women this age are a better partners (than younger ones). They know what they want and they will tell you if they do not like something. They are not clingy and they don't throw tantrum unnecessarily. I am saying this in general cause I know a few guys who are living with sweet spot women from hell. That is another story.

Nice Tatt

Doghouse

I see that Mossey blogged today. Good.

Latest update on my situation. I am still in the doghouse for my 'bad' behavior on sunday. I still have my 'barang' intact. Whew, that's good news. Another good news is that gf is having her monthly thing so I am not losing out much. ROFL!

Mossey warned me to not be so hamsap so I will tone down a bit. This is me. As long as baby loves me, everything else doesn't matter

-Som Tam-

Growing Food

When I was young, I love to eat 'weird' food. I have a few favorites. One was the Milo with condensed milk between 2 slices of bread. Have you tried that? Yummy. Maybe close to million calories. To burn it off you may have to circle the globe twice.

Another favorite of mine was Nestum (the normal one) mixed with condensed milk and some water. Too much water will make the mixture too mushy. The water has to be just right to have the mixture a bit sticky. Very nice

The last one involved MILO as well. But this time, I just add MILO and condensed milk and mixed it thick and extremely sweet. Then, eat la. Whoaaa. Those were the times where your body can processed so much. Push that down my throat now and I might just get sick.

Practice makes perfect

It is a saying many people could relate to. Take example of - sex, the more you have it, the better you'll get. The better you get, the more pleasurable sex will be. The more pleasurable it is, the more you will have it. See, it's a win-win situation.

I remember when I was quite 'young' and inexperienced. Both me and my girl were just trying to figure out the whole birds and the bees thing. It was awkward at first but we got the hang of it after lots of practice.

If we ever broke up, her new boyfriend or husband is a very lucky man.

-Som Tam-

Pissed someone

Dear Diary, I pissed someone today. It is no other than my girlfriend. She wanted to go for lunch and I recommend to have coffee instead. Hey, I JUST had my breakfast and she JUST woke up (at 11:30am) . My oh my was she pissed.

Let me extrapolate the impact towards my life after this:
1) No sex for at least a week (maybe more if I do not make amend)
2) Silent treatment for 3 days
3) She might do a bobbit on me!

So there. Hell has no fury like a women scorned. I am going to crawl under a rock now and I get familiar with my right hand cause that's all the love I am going to get for the next few days.

If you are reading this baby, I am sorry.

-Som Tam-

Ideas are like....

....as*holes, everybody has one! So everyday you have people giving you their ideas and they thought it's helping us. On the contrary, now I have to figure out how to say "thanks for your idea but I don't think it will work in this environment without hurting your feeling"

So next time people give you some ideas and if it's like sh*t. Just say it.

-Som Tam-

Have a good break Mossey

Well, Mossey decided to allow me to take over his blog for a while. I do believe that he will be reporting in once in a while but I am really not sure when and how often.

I need a break as well from my daily routine and starts something fun. I thought it was nice of Mossey to let me use his blog. You can call me Som Tam (like the papaya salad).

Since I don't give sh*t about what people think of me, I will be posting some juicy stuff in weeks ahead. My deepest and darkest thoughts....are very scary. ROFL!

-Som Tam-

Mossey taking a break

Dear readers, Mossey has decided to take a break. To keep you entertained, a guest blogger will take over this blog for a while.

Carlos Ghosn

The traffic at Shangri La was horrible last night. Lots of people were there to hear what Carlos Ghosn has to say about leadership. It was a formal function. Everybody was in suits with exception of me (always anti establishment). Sultan Perak was there, Najib Razak was there, Yahya Mokhtar was there, Idris was there. Basically all GLC CEOs were there.

Carlos is the current CEO for Nissan and Renault and has been credited with turning around Nissan. He was invited by Khazanah to give a talk on his thoughts on leadership and then some.

It was a good session. I managed to network a bit and managed to learn a bit on how to lead and deliver. It's 2am now and I am tired. Will continue this blog later.

Boring la....

I have an input from a friend of mine about this blog. This friend said it's boring cause all I talked about are cars and more cars. So I am thinking maybe for the next few post I will talk about something else.

Now, I love cars and women (in no particular order). Since my life is boring and cars don't slap me when I touch it's lovely behind, it is easier to talk about it. Cars don't have needs that I cannot fathom. Cars don't get moody for no particular reason. LOL

I would love to post about the women in my life and what my experiences I have with them but that would be wrong. Contrary to popular believe I have a boring love life (I can see some friends of mine smiling already). I have to manufacture it.

Having said that, I am an open person. If you guys have any other exciting stuff for me to experience, please send me e-mail (if it's for mature audience only. Else, leave some comments). Maybe I can blog about it then.

Handicapped by 100+hp

I was having dinner with friends at Curve till 10:30 tonight. The dinner was good as expected. As tomorrow is a working day, we had to break up early.

I drove my Gen2 out and by the time I reached somewhere before the Damansara toll, a bright headlight was behind me. Wah, it was a Golf GTI (RM200K+ and 200+horsepower). He was driving fast and was overtaking on the left (banyak kereta ma!).

Me being me of course cannot tahan, so I followed him la (remember I was in my Gen2). GTI is a damn fast car. After the toll, he was 200m in front of me before the left turn to Subang/Damansara. My car of course was maxed at 5000+ rpm. Cannot go any faster but I took the corner at full speed anyway.

By then he almost disappeared but luckily the traffic was heavy so I managed to catch up by the time we were at Subang exit. He continued to drive like mad man, overtaking on the left multiple times. I also did the same (but I gave signal ok). By the time we were under the bridge near Shah Alam, I was still behind him by a car length. Hahaha...sweet.

I created a MasterCard advert in my mind:
A fast car = RM200,000
Car Horsepower = 220bhp
Unable to shake off a RM64K, 120bhp Gen 2 = Priceless

I must have pissed him off that he slowed down to see what car was trailing him. Imagine the shock when he saw my Gen2. Muhaha...muhahahah...(my evil laugh). He overtook me and turn left to Shah Alam/Bukit Jelutong exit. My Lucky day I said to myself. I took the corner at full speed (as much speed as I can without terbalik) and I was still behind him by the time we reached the toll. After the toll he disappeared to Bukit Jelutong while I turn right to Shah Alam.

I got my adrenaline 'fix' for the week....

Good Question...

What's the best thing that ever happened to you?

Spotted

Nissan GTR spotted in Malaysia (go read Paul Tan blog) for more details. Sweet ride....I am salivating already. Keyboard all wet ...damn

Good Show

Victoria secret fashion show was on tonight. There were will.i.am, Spice Girls and Seal performing. But we all know they were not the stars that night (Spice girls were lip-sync'ing). The stars were obviously the sleepwear, lingerie, slips and nightie. Oh yes, and the ladies that's showing them them too.

All I can say is that they have wonderful bodies. Bodies that people can only dream off. If there is such thing as Olympic for body beautiful, they were all gold medalist :) If you compare to cars, they are like Ferrari's. Sleek, hot and gorgeous.

But......... they are not practical. People don't drive Ferrari as daily drive. They probably drive their Porsche or Subaru or something. It is 'nice to have'.....in your garage that is and show it around once in a while and that's about it but it's a b*tch to maintain.

What I personally prefer is something more practical and lower in maintenance. Something simple, natural and cute. Something that I can take out everyday. Something that's not too flashy.

What were we talking about again???? ;-)

Subaru - Both

This is Scooby - A Subaru Impreza

This is Scooby long lost grand uncle - Subaru 360 Van

No resemblance what so ever....other than the blue color (albeit faded). hah!

Another Read

This is good, so instead of linking to her blog, I'm gonna print it here. This blogger is sharing her thoughts between what guys experience with their girlfriend vs. their experience with her.

"I think the term "GFE" should be changed to something more fitting in this business. If the whole girlfriend experience was so great, you wouldn't be looking for something else. I know that I have used this term in my website & I am thinking of changing it but I need some help from you as to what to classify the experience you will share with me.

The following list is things that your girlfriend will be guilty of but I will not:

1. I will not ask you to stop at the grocery store to pick up a box of tampons, cat food or toilet paper. I will do that in my free time.

2. I will not forget that you are the most important man in the world while you are here.

3. I will always greet you with a hug & kiss. I will always offer you the drink of your choice & will always expect you to come upstairs with me to show me your very best moves.

4. I won't ever ask you to fix the toilet, clean the litter box or pick up your dirty socks.

5. You never have to worry that I will ask you to borrow money or buy me that $900 watch I want so badly.

6. I won't ever burden you with my personal problems & expect you to fix them.

Since all the things I have listed above are the reality of having a girlfriend, the term "GFE" really doesn't fit what you will get from me. Please give me your thoughts on this & help me come up with the perfect term for the experience I offer."

This should be titled "6 things on how to treat your man". LOL

35 and Sexy

Would like to share this blog . She runs an escort service.

LRT

I am on leave (again) and decided to lepax in KL. First thing in the morning I send my car to MotorImage for servicing and took LRT to KL. It was a fun ride. I said fun cause I took it once a while. To people working in KL and have to take the train on daily basis, it might not be as fun.

I got my backpack, my ipod playing linkin park songs, the sun is bright and I am happy. At 9am I am surprise there are still may people on the train. Maybe they practice flexible hours.

When I was at Citi, I would parked my car at Kelana station and took the train to work. Normally, I would be alone going but coming back there were few colleagues with me. Those were the days. Since I got scooby, I drive. (Don't dare leaving her at the LRT station, gila ke!)

Peaches

According to wiki, Peache is a species of Prunus native to China that bears an edible juicy fruit also called a peach. Due to its delicious taste and soft texture, in ancient China "peach" was also a slang word for "young bride", and it has remained in many cultures as a way to define young women. Ok, I am going to stop there....

Anyway....I was watching MTV today and saw Peaches being sung by The Presidents of The USA (yes, that's name of the band). It is a good song. It's one of the good ones in the 90's and incidentally, it (by that I mean the smell of it) reminds me of the women in my life (past and present).

If Superman had Kryptonite, I have Peaches. Let me explain, my brain has always associate the smell of peach to something 'sensual'. Haha, I am trying hard to not sound like a pervert but it is absolutely true. I get weak :~? and these women knows it too. However, unlike Superman, I won't 'die' due prolonged exposure to it.

So there it is, if you are one of my female staff and looking for a raise, your chances are better if you wear peach perfume. If you are my male staff, What the h*ll are you wearing the crap for!!! LOL.

Perfect Sunday

Today is a perfect Sunday. Woke up in the morning, had 2 nasi lemak bungkus, read newspaper and now watching F1. A perfect start for the day.

I am a bit upset Kimi is behind the grid due to some problem with his car but it's ok. It's already 35 laps to go and he is 3rd place (of course 1 fuel stop strategy la). I am not a Ferrari fan but more of Kimi fan.

Dating

I have been dating this chick for over 3 years now. Yes, she is hot and she can sure move! The first couple of years, like any new relationship, I love to see her everyday. Lately, I only go out with her on weekends mostly. Yes, most people see us together and some do ask about her la. Some thought she is 'high maintenance'. Well, a 'yes' and a 'no'. If you use her hard, of course la she demands something more.

Anyways, for the last 3 years, I have given her the best that I can (afford) and I have yet to be bored with her. She really knows how to treat a man like me.....yup, I love my Japanese girlfriend, Scooby.

Lately, another supermodel from Germany caught my eye. Currently I am out of her league but someday, someday, I will get her. I hope not when I am too old. I heard her name is Porsche.

Car lagi!

Traffic was bad on Friday evening and I decided to 'weather out' the jam and turn into my favorite showroom - MotorImage. I bought a key chain for a friend of mine who works there when I was on vacation and had no chance to give it to him due to my busy schedule. Friday seems like a good day.

So there I was chit chatting with the guy and ask him how much is the Subaru Legacy on show. He said, 200+. I go like, "cannot get any cheaper?". Then the GM cut in and said, 198K cash. Hmmmm. Interesting.

Then I saw another vehicle in the showroom. They said it's the boss car. The boss is Glen Tan la (son of Tan Chong motor if I am not mistaken). Sh*t, there are some toys in that car that you would not believe. It has Tein shocks, GC-10e Prodrive rims, Brembo 4 pot, bullet proof plexiglass, more garang bumper, tuned engine etc ect. A sweet ride. Told them to inform me if they are selling THAT car.

Sitting Duck

Here I am sitting at the curve and 2 guys walked passed. Nothing unusual right? Hehe, one guy is wearing a white sleeveless shirt and white pants and he looks georgeous. I kid you not! Then his partner is the usual stylish type (dunno how to explain la).

This is the interesting part, the guy with white shirt was looking at me like want to eat me. LOL. I am guessing he is 'interested' la. Sad to say I am straight as a 'bendul'. I'll take it as a compliments hehehe.

(sorry for some spelling error. No spell check on my phone)

Just Heard

Heard a sad news today. One of my colleague has lost a battle with cancer. May he rest in peace.

It is a reminder to me that life is too short to not enjoy it. I have always live my life based on 'no regrets' approach. What ever I do, I will take full responsibility - good or bad - no regrets.

If I get speeding tickets, I'll pay for it (my quota for the year is RM600)
If I like somebody, I'll say it (I like you!!!!!)
If I want something, I'll work for it (Where is my blardy Porshe?)
If I feel sad, I'll get over it (soon enough)

Actually, I might be perceived as an arrogant S.O.B. No lar, life is too short! I would prefer to be positive and move forward than wallow on how suck my life is (most people would think I am made but most people don't know ma). I am so looking forward to Friday!

Facebook Lessons

My life lessons according to Facebook:

1) I am a social geek
2) I attract yuppies (What type of person do you attract?)
3) I am a "Cow Girl Position" (What position are you?)
4) I should live in Tokyo (Which city you should live in?)
5) I am "Red" (What color are you)
6) I am a "Loving Kisser" (What kind of kisser are you?)
7) I am a "Flirt" (How good a lover are you?)
8) I am a "Guru" (What kind of lover are you?)

and my personal favourite

9) I am a v-string panties!!!!! (What kind of lingerie are you?)

If I had known these bits of info earlier in my life, I might be somebody already...LOL

Mamak

I just had a maggi mee goreng at a mamak shop. Taste not bad la. Charged me RM3 for maggi mee goreng, RM3 for ayam (drumstick) and RM1.20 for teh ais.

It is me or things has gotten a bit expensive?

These mamaks are everywhere. They normally operate 24hrs and buys corner shoplot to start business. They import indian to stay upstairs so labor cost is cheap and have standard menu everywhere. Transactions are all cash!

This is a good business to go into.

New house

Received a call from Guthrie asking me for the main door key to my new house. They want to check out my complaints and assess the damage.

I was wondering if they realized that some people are WORKING! and not able to meet them at their wimp and fancy. They call me at 1:30 and expect me to meet them at 2:30. Hoi brader, tolong pikir la. Lu ingat gua kerja with my father's company like Khairy J? (Hehe)

Lucky I worked nearby and can manage my own time. So I postponed my 3pm meeting and meet the contractor. Hope they fix it nicely soon.

Miami Ink

I have always been a fan of the tv show Miami Ink. At first the attraction was the nice looking people in South Beach Florida getting a tattoo. Imagine, working near the beach where everyday's clothes are bikini, bikini and more bikini and some of the girls are hot! Sweet!.

I wonder where are the big momma(s)? You know, the typical run-of-the mill Americans? Rarely they are featured on the show...hehe. Perfect example of non-reality reality tv (get it?)

As the show progresses, my fascination now is towards the beautiful tattoo they created. Very nice. Might be tempted to have one before I die.

Monday Gone

It was a tough day for me. I was 'forced' to listen to potential vendors for 8 blardy hours. There were 4 meetings of 2 hours each. Damn tired.

I didn't even have lunch! Lucky somebody buys the team nasi lemak (nasi lemak lagi!). By the time the meeting was over, I just wanna go home.

In the afternoon, heard that KLCI dropped by 10% causing the Bursa to suspend all trading for 1 hr. I am guessing some are ditching some shares that's related to infrastructure project. Rugi! rugi!

I think I am going to tuang a meeting or two tomorrow (aka - skip).

Sunday Morning

I woke up on Sunday morning and did not need to go to pasar for once. At about 9 something the electricity went out. I was thinking 'what the heck!', PKR just won and there is no electricity!. I called 15454 (Tenaga hotline) and made a report. They told me a pencawang was down (aka substation la). Power was back on an hour later. I had to shower cold water for once cause heater was not working. Now I know how somebody feels when taking cold shower. Yes you know who you are.....

Then, I went down to buy newspapers and discovered 7-11 don't have any. The mamak shop next door also don't have. Aiyo, PKR just won and newspaper was not delivered? Hehe, my suspicion was unfounded. Most papers were printing late to get the latest election statistics. Managed to get mine another vendor.

While reading the news, I a got a message from a friend saying she got headache cause her mom kept on saying aiyo, aiyo all night long while watching election results. LOL

Dimple

Dimples are cute on girls/ladies but dimples (aka ding or dent) on cars are the opposite. I discovered this morning that Scooby has another small dent on the hood. I know I have a stone chip (aka 'battle scar' ) due to hard driving with friends months back. But this one is new.

Can't remember when I got this one. Last night was raining and I didn't do any hard driving. Hmmmm. Maybe the car wash guys at Cars did it?????

Scooby has aluminum hood thus it is harder to fix compared to steel. Maybe this is an opportunity to respray the hood and bumper as well? But it won't last long though. There is another hard driving session end of the month.

Sometimes those imperfections are the one that makes it soooooo special............

Democratic process

I exercised my right this morning. It took about 5-10 minutes for me to do it. Pretty efficient and lucky.

10-20 meters from the polling station, there was last minute campaining going on. Everybody who walked pass will be asked to pangkah for somebody. It is a 3-way fight. Shahrizat, Anwar's daughter and some idiot who think he is worthy to fight these 2 giants. heheh.

As I was walking by, I can see those guys going like "ni melayu ke, cina ni?" so they campur la, "please vote for ......" "bang, pangkah ........". I was amused.

World's Strongest

There are many definition of world's strongest man. The max weight a man can lift, the heaviest weight man can benchpress, the longest distance a man can carry a heavy rock etc etc. In fact there is a world strongest man competition to prove the point.

I have a different definition. The strongest man is a man who can walk away from a hot naked women in heat.....in bed.... LOL. I will tabik with my foot for that guy!!!!!!

2 Sides

I had this conversation about '2 sides of a women'. Generally I believe that a women has 2 persona/sides. The first and most dominant side is what most of us see everyday. The side a women wants her colleague, friends and the rest of the world to know her by. The strong, independent, career-minded and professional side of her. I call this the normal side

Then, there is the other side of a women only a special few will be able to see. The side that she will only show to her love ones. The 'manja', let-her-guard-down, passionate and loving side. Privilege few (men) will see this side of her. I call this the affectionate side

The point is this, this conversation triggered me into thinking how the women in my life behave at certain stage of a relationship. My personal take ; She is not into you until she showed you her affectionate side.

20 J

All 21 words in the below para starts with the letter 'J' (setting - Japanese occupation time la)

Joyah jual jagung. Joyah jerit, jagung! jagung! Jepun jerit, Joyah!! jangan jual jagung! Joyah jerit juga, jagung! jagung! Jepun jolok Joyah....

Hope you enjoyed that...... :)

Little Birdie

When I was young I was an active kid. Staying in a kampung, I had the opportunity to play with almost all the traditional games there ever was. There were gasing, layang-layang, guli, congkak, batu semban and others la. One the things I really enjoyed was the lastic (aka catapult).

My dad was pretty handy. He carved the catapult base from a tree branch and ask me to make the rest myself. The process is to find old tyre tubes, cut it, tie it to left and right catapult handle, tie the seat (not sure what it's call) to hold the rock then you are done.

The best time of my life was to ride on my bike (No horsepower, only 1 manpower) around the kampung and shoot burung pipit or kunyit out of the sky. I killed many pipits in my younger days. I am sorry for that. Hey I was a kid!!!! I did not know any better.

Cha Siew Pau vs. Maggi

Don't think guys will be able to laugh at this joke. It goes like this:

One day, cha siew pau and maggi mee had a big fight. Maggi mee beat cha siew pau up until it had bruises on its pau body.

Cha Siew Pau lost the fight and went back to tell all the pau family; Kaya pau, tau sa pau, curry pau, and etc.

So together, all the paus went to find maggi mee for revenge.

On the way... they met Spaghetti.. so all of the pau ran to Spaghetti and BEAT the hell up of Spaghetti.

Spaghetti then screamed ... ' What did I do? I don't even know you all ??'..

Then, cha siew pau said

'Hoi! MAGGI MEE! Don't think I can not recognize you !!! Even after you hair REBONDING!!'

Am Planning

I truly need a break. My earlier post shows that I really need some R&R. No blackberry, no notebooks, no email, no staff, nothing.

I once stayed at Four Season Langkawi (sat on the swing - see pic) and it was fantastic. The room is big enough to house 10 people. The bed is so comfy that you would not want to wake up. The shower is outside. Yup, outside but it was designed in a way that you have total privacy. The beach is fantastic. The infinity pool is awesome. It is the perfect getaway.....if I can afford it la. The last time I was there on business.

I am thinking of a beach vacation. Just me, myself and I. Hopefully the 3 of us can find something to talk about. 'Me' and 'myself' disagree often. 'I' on the other hand is cool. Told you I need R&R!

Not guilty

I was reading newspaper this evening and I found an interesting article A bikini model has been accused of harassing her bf/lover (can't remember) thru a hole on a door. That's not the funny part.

The funny part is that her chest (aka breast) is big enough that she can't fit into the suspected hole on the door! To prove it, the lawyer bought the same hole to court and demonstrate that she physically can't go thru the hole. She was found not guilty. LOL Ain't life grand!

Feels like....

It feels like I am flying an airplane at supersonic speed and making changes on-the-fly to ensure I reach my destination and don't crash and kill all passenger on board. No la, me not pilot!

That's how I feel like right now. Way too many meetings and too many decisions to make that I am not effective sometimes. I need more data to make better decision. No wait, I know what I need. I need to make love or have sex or do the bedroom lambada or horizontal warfare or shagging or what ever you like to call it.

Eh, how come stress subject changed to sex? That's normal la. According to some periodical that I managed to read in my free time (aka toilet time), orgasm gives out chemicals that calms a person and makes them 'happy'. That's why most men fall asleep right after sex, you can blame it on biology :)

I feel better already after writing this. Maybe I don't need to get laid after all. Yeah right!!!!!!! You cannot deny nature, like oxygen we need it. LOL

Peek a boo

Peek a boo.....I see you Cynthia...... I see Cynthia with her new bf....... I see Cynthia with her new Italian bf. LOL.

OK this is it. Announcing to the whole world (of maybe 3 readers of this freaking blog) that Cyntia is now off-the-market (aka not single anymore).

Good news must share la!!!!

John Mayer

I woke up this morning and my head is playing this song. Thought I share this sexy song with you. Obviously I am too busy to write anything today so I figure the next best thing is to share the lyrics as well.

We got the afternoon
You got this room for two
One thing I've left to do
Discover me
Discovering you

One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue

And if you want love
We'll make it
Swim in a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be awhile

Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body is a wonderland

Something 'bout the way the hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it

If you plagiarize this and send it to your girlfriend, mistress, boyfriend (If you are into that sort of thing), sure melt one. Have a good day..............

I can read this

The Gym

I am a passport member of a certain gym chain for many years now. I did it for health reasons (contrary to popular believe). In those many years, I have tried various places to see what each branch offers. Here are my thoughts on some of the branches.

The best place to see best bodies (in that I mean women only la, I do not look at guys):
The Curve.

The best place to be picked up by a guy (if you are a guy):
Menara Manulife (used to be Hancock)

The most pretentious members:
Menara Maxis (KLCC)

The most young and hardworking employee group
Menara Axis (PJ)

The most frequented by students (this is a tie)
Menara Summit and Wisma Consplant

The best place to hang out after gym:
The Curve

The most scarring moment in my life at the gym:
A fat 'lembik' guy stripping naked and bending down (right in front of me) showing his hairy back and ass crack!

Note: No cute animal was hurt during this observation and reader have the right to form their own opinion.

Pisang

My dad used to asked me to buy pisang (banana) when I was young. I have issues to remember which pisang is called what. There are many types and names given to this delicious fruit.

There is pisang awak, pisang abu, pisang embun, pisang emas, pisang raja, pisang rastali, pisang tanduk, pisang berangan and others that I cannot remember.

There is one that's called pisang aku, but that's a different basket of fruit altogether. LOL

March TT

All car clubs, formal or informal club, would normally have their TT in the weekends. I know BMW did theirs on Friday. Saturday is Subaru Kaki time.

All of us were at rendezvous point in PJ by 9:15pm. There is a guy from Southern chapter (from Johor) who joined the TT this time. He was on business trip but managed to lepax with us this week. There were 30 cars in total. Among us, there were approximately 9000 horses in the parking lot. Sh*t, that's impressive by any standard.

We decided to go to Bangi for TT and will adjourned to Putrajaya for a quick session. We convoyed to first destination and discovered the restaurant was full. Saturday ma, what do you expect! We then decided to drive straight to our second destination. The location was Putrajaya Lake Club (overseeing the lake of course). Nice place to have teh tarik and chit chat. (Note: a Teh Tarik cost RM4.50 here)

As usual, the discussion revolved around cars. All of the spouses who came along were very sporting. They didn't mind the testosterone injected discussion. It's funny that they are also into cars. (Lucky bastards, find me a women like that and I am happy).

We all left around 1:30am after checking out each others car in the parking lot. They were planning for a trip end of March to Cherating during this TT. Unfortunately, I can't go due to work commitment.

Needless to say that I pushed the car to the limit just to stay within the group during the drive. Gears were changed short of redline and I am still not any better. Time for CPU remap, a new fuel pump and a sport clutch......