Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Which Ministry


If you were to be in politics and were asked which ministry you would like to tadbir, what would it be?
1) Ministry of Home Affairs?
2) Ministry of Finance?
3) Ministry of Transport?
4) Ministry Culture, Arts and Tourism?
5) Ministry of Education?
6) Ministry of Agriculture?
7) Ministry of Works?
8) Ministry of Sound (eh, got ah?)

For me it will be Ministry of Transport cause I could...

1) Increase the speed limit to 'no limit'. So we will have Slow Lane, Middle Lane AND Get Out Of My Way Lane.

2) Remove toll charge but have " I will not throw stones on your windscreen" protection money.

3) Built more personal airport for my rich friends. Charge them landing fee, parking fee, electric supply, water supply, maintenance and stuff at ridiculously high rate. Too expensive is it? I am sure you will change your mind when your fuel is dangerously low and you need to land!! he he.

4) Tax deduction on income to modify cars. The faster the car, the better cause they spend less time on the road thus reduce congestion. Slower car must pay higher taxes.

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