You know...

You know you are old when:

-Rock songs sounds like rubbish
-You see doctor cause you pee too often
-Your blog reminisce of the 'good old days'
-120kph feels like light speed
-You wake up in the morning and thank god you are alive
-You cannot remember where your glasses are and you can't see well enough to find them
-You buy car for comfort instead of handling/acceleration
-You wear one of those granny / grandpa underwear
-You swear that kids nowadays are wearing it too low, too short, too revealing etc
-Your font in your PC is Arial 28. Else you cannot see even if with the your glasses on