Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Are you nuts?

I am feeling much better today. My body seems to have my caffeine addiction under control. No more headache or hands shaking. Great :-)

I cannot resist to comment on recent development where a man wanted to elongate his pen*s for his upcoming wedding night. The funny thing is, the nut that he uses to make his d*ck longer got stuck when he got aroused. Ha ha, why didn't he think of it earlier lar, common sense ma..

In the end, he got a doctor to remove the nut. They had to open some blood vessel to 'deflate' his *bird* before that could happened.

I understand his concern of length (or lack of). He must have thought that "length" is a direct correlation to good sex. However, that's from a virgin point of view la. The experienced one will disagree.

A tip - It's all in the head (as in the brain lar!)

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