Dear Diary, I pissed someone today. It is no other than my girlfriend. She wanted to go for lunch and I recommend to have coffee instead. Hey, I JUST had my breakfast and she JUST woke up (at 11:30am) . My oh my was she pissed.
Let me extrapolate the impact towards my life after this:
1) No sex for at least a week (maybe more if I do not make amend)
2) Silent treatment for 3 days
3) She might do a bobbit on me!
So there. Hell has no fury like a women scorned. I am going to crawl under a rock now and I get familiar with my right hand cause that's all the love I am going to get for the next few days.
If you are reading this baby, I am sorry.
-Som Tam-
1 comment:
Go tell your friend, not to take so heavy breakfast if he intends to have lunch with gf...
Post a Comment