Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Forgetting Birthdays


One thing a man should not do is to forget his girlfriend/ wife/ mistress birthday. This is one of the ultimate no-no, next to dissing her best buddies/mother/father. A man will never get some TLC (aka - sex la) again unless he repent formally

I did it once (forgot the birthday la) and till today I can vividly recall and feel the 'pain'.

FYI, a women will never let you forget about YOU forgetting her birthday. Ever!. You can try to make up to her in subsequent birthdays by buying bigger and better presents. But your past sins will not be forgotten.

It is a 'card' she will use to make you say 'yes' for something else. It is statement of fact that will be blurted out during a fight. It is like a battle scar. A scar that you can show off to your guy friends to show them that you survived and you are THE MAN. A scar that your other girlfriends will judge you negatively by. It is something that a man shall never forget.

My advice, deal with it. You screwed up. Don't do it again unless you want another gf/wife/mistress. Hopefully you live long enough to tell your grandsons and daughters this cool story.

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