Friend: I have to tell you something!
Me: Tell me what?
Friend: It almost happened today!
Me: What ?
Friend: We almost made love!
Me: Ooookaaaayyyy, thanks for telling me about your love life..(laughing)
Friend: Really!..... we were almost there already when he asked for a *bleep*
Me: (Still laughing) LOL
Friend: We *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
I shall stop here to protect you young readers (and myself maybe) ROLF. I wish my friend well in the search for intimacy. May the force be with his lightsaber..*wink* *wink*
Conincidently, my next post is about Bedroom Golf....stay tuned folks.....
1 comment:
Think this is funny too. All the best to your friend :)
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