Sunday, November 23, 2008

Urinals


Being a man, we have the opportunity to pee at the urinals in public toilets. There are actually ethics you must follow when you use public urinals.

Rule # 1: Don't stare at other guys d**k regardless of his size
Rule # 2: Don't unzip your pants and let it drop to your knees. I don't need to see your behind
Rule # 3: Aim properly, we do not like to see messy business
Rule # 4: Don't hog the urinals like it's your last day on earth. Some people are dying to use it!
Rule # 5: Zip up before you walk

So people, please please please be courteous and follow the rules. Ladies, consider yourself lucky.

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